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The Billville location


The Pumaslavia location

KFF, or Kentucky Fried Freeze is a restaurant in Memeworld selling fried Penstubal heads chicken amongst other food items.


The first KFF location was built in Vynland as a troll by TuxxedoCat and Chill57181. However, Penstubal liked it so much he decided to keep it (and even thanked Tux and Chill for it). Locations were soon added in Billville and Pumaslavia. A while later, Chill decided to improve KFF's menu and created an expanded menu for the Billville location.

Menu Edit

Original menu Edit

Used in the Pumaslavia location
  • Fried Freeze Heads
  • Freeza-Cola
  • Oversalted Popcorn

Extended Billville menu Edit

Used in the Billville location
  • Chicken
    • Fried Freeze
    • Popcorn Freeze
    • Freezewich
    • Boneless Banquet (includes fork)
  • Sides
    • Oversalted Popcorn
    • Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
  • Drinks

Extended Vynland MenuEdit

  • Food
    • Fried Freeze Head
    • Freeze Wing
    • Freezeburger
  • Drinks
    • Epic Cola
    • Ice Cola
    • Water
  • Sides
    • Salty Popcorn
    • Freeze Ice Cream
    • Salty Fries

Secret Recipe Edit

The company is very overprotective of its secret recipe and many are concerned about whether or not KFF's original Freeze Heads are safe to consume; those who believe it is unhealthy are leading a campaign against KFF, calling for them to release the recipe in order to find out whether the food is safe, and those who believe the food is tasty and healthy want the recipe so they can make the Freeze Heads at home themselves.

The KFF manager repeatedly said he will never release the secret recipe. However, there have been multiple attempts by scientists and other people to buy a Freeze Head and then analyze its contents, which sadly failed for them. In several interviews with KFF employees, it has been revealed they have no idea what they are doing to the heads either. There have been multiple theories that KFF uses real Freeze heads with 4 grams of salt all over them, which is very unhealthy.

Trivia Edit

  • tbh we don't know what Kentucky is

See also Edit

Places Billville (Gallery) • Cactus Empire (Gallery) • CastlemoreThe ClosetCydoniaGermania (Gallery) • HillsburgIlluminati KingdomMother BaseNew Blocky CityOctopiaPumaslavia (Gallery) • Skeleton EmpireStahlburgSunflower KingdomTelanirVynland (Gallery) • Woodland
Businesses Bot ShopDelta CorporationDNNEpic ColaKFFLucky PotatoMario's Olde Style PizzaMcChill'sPuma SaltsSaltico Inc.Stubal AirlinesToast SyndicateVillain Pub
Species BirbChillagerClankerFlippity FloppityGuy FieriGrawrLil IdiotMelonheadPajeetSnow Halatertbh smh famTurkeyWaifu
People BarryBill GavinBossfishDa GRAND NoobDonald TrumpEnderbroFriendermanThe GlobalistThe Great NoobHenryIvan the SpiderJerryThe Loo WitchMadame NubescuMikePetunia the WitchPink SheepSkeleton King
Events Fortville Crossroad DisasterThe Great Pumaslavia-Vynland WarSpleef Cup 2016Spleef Cup 2017The Unofficial Official Memeworld Thanksgiving Day Parade 2016
Other Nice OrderThe Pumaslavia DecreePumaslavic Improvement PlanReligionsStubal Statues"Stubal Sucks" CampaignWeapons and Tools
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